Thursday, December 29, 2011

The three dimensions of Credit Cards are length, width and DEBT

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Arvind Kejriwal is asking Is india really a democracy??? If it were not, by now he wld hv bn an unmarked grave or a skull in some science show.
IAC claims 42000 lunches were served at da MMRDA y'da. Surely Arvindbhai and his team took a large cut from the lunch contractor :)
Russian court dismisses plea to ban Bhagavad Gita

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The fast is a flop. Da movement seems to be paralysed if not dead
Maybe, da game is 2 play wid his life 2 try & get sum life in da dead movement
IAC once again begins a campaign of disinformation claming people are being stopped from going to MMRDA. Whats the reason in Delhi ?? The cold ??

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Lokpal bill with many ammendements passed by LS. Its never possible to please all. What is the say of Anna / BJP supporters now.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

was just listening to a debate where one prominent Team Anna member said that the Lokpal will need 30k to 50k employees.
What are we trying to create, a draconian institution that big, not ansrable to anyone ????

Friday, December 23, 2011

Hazare to fast at Mumbai ground, Kejriwal says he has little faith in Parliament.
Mr Kejriwal, u r a crazy despot the country must wake up to.
Last month der was a drama of refunds as Team Anna had more than enough. Now, a call 4 Donations. Kyo Arvind Bhai, ek month me sab uda diyo ?
Court lambasts Team Anna. Ganna says they should not have gone to court. Suddenly the IAC finds the money and will to pay MMRDA
http://ping.fm/6fWuM
Ironic & Sad commentry from Team Anna on the Vibrant Indian democracy. Imagine them doing this in some other country. They wld have been unmarked graves by now.
Anna doesnt wnt 2 brave da cold in Delhi & he is out 2 save India from Corruption. Anna, enough of ur Drama now
Bitter Humiliation for Team Anna.
Anna's fast may not be satyagraha for all: Bombay HC. Next we will hear how the courts are Biased
http://ping.fm/jBrrg
Da dichotomy Kiran Bedi charges full business class & pays 25% of economic class & they wnt govt 2 charge less for using a better, bigger ground

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Bombay HC refuses to interfere in Anna’s fast
Sense prevails. Team will now have issues wid the judicial system
http://ping.fm/Wd8qj
The difference between a champ and chump is U
Thank God.....
The kolavari song was sung by Dhanush.
Had it been Rajnikanth, it would have been our national anthem by now

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

If you can't continually answer a question with a question then marriage may not be for you.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are
I'm not lazy, I’m energy efficient :)

Monday, December 12, 2011

NCP+Congress "Ganna Effect" sweeps aside the Anna Effect, Win close to 72% Local Bodies in MH
http://business-standard.com/india/news/cong-ncp-retain-supremacy-in-maharashtra-municipality-polls/458372/
If there was an award for laziness... I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

If money grew on trees , girls would be dating monkeys....

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Ethnic Indian candidate wins presidency in Guyana
Will Indians celebrate or protest this news ?

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Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events small & minds discuss people !

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Promises are a bit like babies... Fun to make but hard to deliver :)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Watching the 2011 Brazilian Formula1 GP. Last race of the 2011 season. My 19th Season following every race of the season Live !!!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Court asks police to file cheating case against Bedi.
Must be probed impartially. Point to note, "Court has asked the police to file a case"
http://ping.fm/Orcli

Thursday, November 24, 2011

I'm so far behind, it looks like I'm ahead.
Plan B wants Lokpal. Main Opposition wont let Parliament function and ensure that it is not passed so that Anna can start another fast. What is the BJP acheiving by stalling parliament and not allowing any discussions on any bills ??
Anna Hajare shows his class by his idiotic comment on what happened in Delhi. Afterall what can u expect of the old idiot "Ganna Khujare"
Intellectula netzians celebrating wht happened in Delhi today, should stop and think twice cos we are a country of 1.25B, with as many opinions. Are we a Civilized society, or do we want to go the Egypt, Syria, Af-Pak way ? Today it was a slap, tommorow a bullet or bomb. Think people.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Husband: I love you
Wife: Is that you or your beer talking?
Husband: It's me talking... to the beer...

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Most people are willing to strive for success if they can start from the top and then move up

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Everything you eat and anything you do will end up killing you. Have a great week

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Positions Open @ Askari
1. Sales Lead
2. Business Development Manager
3. Inside Sales
Rush your resumes to hr@askari.co.in or Refer candidates.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Some people are like clouds. Once they move on, it's a great day

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Of course I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell it to who can't

Friday, November 11, 2011

Ever since I misplaced my dictionary, I've been at a loss for words.
New Delhi Airport T3 & metro is truly "India Class". Better than most in the world, setting benchmarks. Just goes on to show what India can do if there is will. Makes me Proud.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Posting on 11.11.11 @ 11.11

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

RSS-Anna links go back a long way, says RSS chief Mohanrao Bhagwat
http://ping.fm/IIwf5

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

If Microsoft Word has taught me anything it's that if I want to get a point across, I need to use bullets.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Can an Apple product ever be a substitute for a means of transporatation ?? Just meaningless BS being posted about.
http://ping.fm/K0SXC

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Kudankulam gets rocket scientist APJ Kalam’s backing.
Now can we expect some constructive work on the plant ? Can the opposition act responsible ?
http://ping.fm/SZBpq
I'm in shape. Just the wrong one
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Trust is like an eraser...
it gets smaller after each mistake...

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Lots of people complain about their looks. But not nearly enough complain about their brains.
I never worry about money. What's the sense of worrying about something you don't have?
Bill Gates' balanced response to what Steve Jobs said about him
http://ping.fm/rBX1Q

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Karaoke bars combine two of the world's great evils: People who shouldn't drink and people who shouldn't sing
Junk DNA’ is all that separates us from chimps
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Thursday, October 20, 2011

How many of you really agree with Kiran Bedi's defence ??? If her intentions were really so clean, why the SHAM. She could have collected a fixed amount and now one would have cared if she travelled business or waled down.
Now its the turn of Kiran Bedi. Why is is that if Team Anna does it, its OK and if politicians do it, its criminal.
http://ping.fm/D3mo2

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Update. I called the XBOX support centre for the A/c Adapter, and they quickly had mine replaced. Was a pain reaching them, but once connected, it took just 15 min. New adapter on its way, that too Free of Charge.
is google apps down for anyone ?

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Getting a replacement XBOX Power Brick is such a pain. A complete let down for such a wonderful product. Why cant MS India have spares available ?
Not heard much Noise against the Bhushan / Team Anna attack from any of the "active" social" networking users. Or seems that now the Sangh Pariwar has done it, all if OK and forgiven. Hipocracy at its very best.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Ghazal maestro Jagjit Singh passes away
http://ping.fm/eBEAW

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

RIP Steve Jobs. The world has lost a True Legend. Your Design Flair and Attention to Detail will keep you alive......Forever. RIP Sir

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

After all the rumors about the iPhone5, iPhone 4s turns out to be iwash. Apple iRobbed ;)

Monday, October 3, 2011

Mango's are much better than Apple's :). Upgraded to Windows Phone Mango. It rocks. IoS has been caught and surpassed.......Finally. Kudos MS

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Is Team Anna Asleep ? Where are Ramdev, Kiran Bedi, Kejriwal, Bhushans and the other actors ? No comments / protests at the unjustified arrest of Sanjeev Bhatt ??
Atleast the Congress allowed the Ramlila Drama. Think of Modi, he is doing everything to silence all who talk against him.

Friday, September 30, 2011

If you factor in the earth's rotation, we are all speeding.
30 hours of travl, 4 hours of sleep and now 3 days of conference. Up at 6 and away ;)

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Landing in Washington DC in 30 min. Lufthansa SkyNet has kept me connected throughout the 9 hour long flight, 40000 feet in the sky

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

At Mumbai Airport, flying to Munich, enroute to Washington DC. Then to Vegas. Lots of miles

Saturday, September 24, 2011

The best place to miss a train is at a crossing :)
Ghazal singer Jagjit Singh is stable after the operation, tho remains critical. Avoid spreading death rumors

Friday, September 23, 2011

I've started keeping two lists: "To do" and "Too late."

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Troy Davis is executed in Georgia for shooting policeman
http://ping.fm/g1nlt
So even in the US it takes 22years for a death penalty.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

If more than one mouse is mice, Then should more than one spouse be spice ???:)

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Dis day lst yr it was IE9, Today it is Windows 8. It Rocks. Just love the Metro UI. None of the apps Broke. Will be fun with touch devices.
Opposition parties not withstanding, Is Mr. Narendra Modi's on a fast or Farce ?
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Money means nothing to me. If you don't believe me, ask me for money. You'll get nothing.
Narendra Modi's Gujarat best example of effective governance: US report
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Sad Story. However, the role of the E-Media during the court marshal was highly biased, even going to the extent of bashing the IAF & the Govt.
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Does this mean he and his party will "eat" less now :)
BJP chief undergoes gastric surgery
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

NDA cleared WLL spectrum in a day under Mahajan
http://ping.fm/9jfhb
In a survey 9 out of 10 men prefer women who are beautiful and clever. The other man prefers the 9 men
New Windows Phone Mango speech technology can't be beaten
http://ping.fm/nPYi3
Noted Photographer Gautam Rajadhyaksha passes away. RIP Sir. Your work will keep you alive through the millions of faces you captured.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

It doesn't matter whether they win or lose, Guys are going to lie about it anyway.

Friday, September 9, 2011

I think pulling a hat out of a rabbit would be an even better trick.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

For all those who keep cribbing about poor state of affairs in India. San Diego airport had to cancel all outbound flights due to a power failure
http://ping.fm/449YK
Given sufficient lack of motivation, there is no limit to what people can fail to accomplish

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Latest filings in Oracle patent case spell trouble for Google
http://ping.fm/D2UXv
Yahoo boss Carol Bartz is fired by US internet company
http://ping.fm/hJhYo

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The first rule of mud wrestling is fight dirty.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

DNS hack hits 200 major websites: Vodafone, UPS, Acer, Microsoft sites affected
http://ping.fm/WEfY7
To all the Teachers, Peers, Friends, Colleuges & All those from whom I learnt, and made me whatever I am today, A Very Happy Teachers Day and a Great Year Ahead

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Things India Must know........Kejriwal was issued notices even in 2007, 2008. He was not a part of team Anna then. Then why the hue and cry now. Can the Indian media also highlight this ???
http://ping.fm/10k9R

Friday, September 2, 2011

Beware India. Just 1 of the idiots Team Anna is made up of. If these people have their way, India is sure heading to the stone-age
http://ping.fm/xNvdu

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Sriniwas Khale, noted music composer passes away.
There are three ways a man can wear his hair...parted, unparted or departed.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
It must be taking a long time for a Giraffe to swallow his pride !!! :)

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Saying "I forgive you" is the kindest way to tell someone: "I still think it's your fault."
"Three apples have changed the world. One seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, the third one is in the hands of Jobs." - CNN.
HP prefers to spin off PC unit (report)
http://ping.fm/TO6Xa
Realized how biased the Online community is. While I have ready 100's of posts about hanging of Kasab or Afzal Guru, havent seen a single 1 about the pending execution of the killers of Rajiv Gandhi. Leaving aside what party he represented, we all must consider that he was after all a elected PM of this country.

Monday, August 29, 2011

When they married, she treated him like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Man U 8 Arsenel 2. Old Traford was turned into a slaughter house yesterday. Wengers days at Arsenel are surely over.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Team Anna moves goal posts again pointing to technical nitty grittys. Looks like Prashant Bhushan and Kejriwal are hell bent on their hidden agenda.
Why is NModi is opposed to appointment of a Lokayukta, that too after getting seven years to do the same? Why support Lokpal, if you do not want Lokayukta?
The Real party with a difference :)
What a speech by Sharad Yadav in the Lok Sabha..taken the debate to a new level! So proud of Parliamentary democracy! Thank you to the great Indian Constitution we are INDIA and NOT a CHINA or SINGAPORE
BJP supports Anna's draft but BSY misses Saturday date with Lokayukta court. Real Party with a difference.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Microsoft's Windows Phone 7 is the most stable mobile phone OS
http://ping.fm/cVmUe
Differences grow in Anna Hazare camp over continuance of his fast .
This is now getting farcical and comical. If they cant have 1 voice, how do they think they can impose their bill on the nation ?????

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Khoya khoya chaand, khula aasmaan remake or whatever it is caled. Felt sick. If you cant sing & create, why try and destroy timeless classics
Jan Lokpal Bill: Flaws in Anna Hazare's Bill, can't get passed, says BJP leader L K Advani
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Windows 95 came out 16 years ago today, which means it's old enough to drive. And crash a lot
Victory for Anna Hazare, Lok Sabha to discuss Jan Lokpal tomorrow
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Steve Jobs resigns from Apple. Wishing Steve all the best of health for years to come. You have indeed been an amazing leader & showman
Listening to Team Anna infalmmatory speeches. The whole intolerence from them is now bordering the unacceptable and farcical. No one can allow democracy to be held to ransom.
If money can't make you happy, I bet you won't like poverty either

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat

Monday, August 22, 2011

If it's free, it's advice. If you pay for it, it's consulting. If either turns out to be useful, its a miracle :)
Wish there was a backspace key for the mouth.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

On the same evening, Annaji and Advaniji want the govt to resign. Has the BJP suddenly woken up or is this all pre planned ? Am i reading too much between the lies (errrrrr lines) ???
If Anna's Lokpal bill is passed, then no one would want to contest elections. Who would want to become a MP of a Redundant Parliament? They would rather prefer to become Lokpals as that would be where the Malai will be !!!!
If u get a call / missed call frm 006745599262 claiming 2 b frm ur service provider, do not respond or call back. Its SPAM & costs u Rs. 45/min

Saturday, August 20, 2011

watching prashant bhushan and kejriwal on headlines today. Goalposts are being moved and new riders added everyday. This is dictatorial and needs to be dealt with now. people supporting the JLB should watch this interview. Am sure lots of you will change your view as well. These people seem to be using Anna

Friday, August 19, 2011

Is the ICICI netbanking system down ? Have been trying to log in for the past 30 minutes with no success. Anyone else having the same issue ?
I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

HP saying goodbye to WebOS, PC unit
Looking at egypt, syria, UK, INDIA and the connection of social media with the current situations, it may soon come to be called Anti Social Networking

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Why cant Team Anna wait / allow the parliament to debate the Lokpal Bill. Why are they trying to force their way onto the nation. Is this democratic ?
FYI, a side by side comparision of the two bills.
http://ping.fm/AXIya

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

India a confused Nation. No one really knows what the "STRONG LOKPAL" is all about. What will it lead to ? Politicians misusing it to the hilt. Parliament dysfunctional, Govt & Governance Stalled, Politicians and Activists Sharing Jail cells. All roads lead to Anarchy
Mac OS X 10.7 Lion is more painful than Vista. And I agree in totality.......fanboys, just read the apple forums and you will know what i am talking about. This is a Half Backed product pushed out with too little / no testing.
http://ping.fm/0Ixqz

Monday, August 15, 2011

Anna Hazaare steps outside his apartment. Anna Hazaare is arrested. Well, that was 'fast' ...
If you want to understand politics, you have to read between the lies
Google to buy Motorola Mobility for $12.5B
http://ping.fm/dJNA6$12.5b/?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20

Saturday, August 13, 2011

I'd like Google Maps a lot more if it was Google Naps

Thursday, August 11, 2011

@ the 3rd ISODA AGM in Mumbai. New office bearers
Biren Shah - Chairman
Alok Gupta - President
Harindar Salwan - Secretary
Navin Kapur - Treasurer

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Karate seems like a good skill to have if you're ever attacked by a stack of boards
Da way world markets r swinging mks me wonder if economic fundamentals change by da minute, or r people like S&P out der to make a fast buck ?

Friday, August 5, 2011

Goodbye Apple. Lion OS is buggy, and your Customer Support Sucks. You cant resolve a non booting issue on a Brand New MacBook Air for 2 weeks ??

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Incredible India:
PM doesn't speak.
Yeddy doesn't listen.
Krunanidhi doesn't see.
Mayawati doesn't care.
Kalmadi doesn't remember.
Wishing Sonia Gandhi a speedy and quick recovery. May her health get back to best as quickly as possible.

Friday, July 29, 2011

SOS. Has any1 experienced the following error on MacOS Lion. A grey screen with apple.com/support -3001F. My Brand new MacBook Air is unusable with this error

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Google+: Overall visits decreases, male users increase
If the number of users has gone up from 10-20 million, yet traffic has gone down, is a very bad sign
http://ping.fm/0kR3B

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Raja an accused makes statement in self defence, BJP wants PM and HM to resign. Lokayukta indicts BSY, he stays on. Indeed a party with a difference.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Ashok Chavan, Shashi Tharoor, Natwar Singh may have been pointed at but have never been convited / chatged by any constitutional body, but have had to go. BSY on the other hand has been named in a Lokayukta Report. Can we expect the same standards from the BJP which has been crying itself hoarse or from team Anna. Guess not. BJP is really the party with the difference and team Anna really looks to be dancing to their tune. Atleast Anna's total silence seems to say it loudly. Babaji are you even alive ??? Where are all the "Civil Society" members???

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Why is there silence from Anna Hajare and his supporters when it come to YSR in Bangalore. Since Justice Hegde is so much part of team Anna, makes me wonder if really the whole Anna Movement was really driven by the RSS and BJP. Surprising Silence since the issue involved is the same, corruption
Ishant on Fire............What a ball to get Trot. Very few would have been able to play that one........Go India go

Thursday, July 21, 2011

@Los Angeles en route Bangkok and then home to India. A great trip to the US, a hectic one though. Eager to be home after 3 weeks on the road

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

..ek din Rajanikant aur Bhagwan ki ladai hui... Result??.... aaj bhagwan oopar hai :D

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Has social media become a way for everyone to comment on every damnn thing even if they dont understand a shit bit of it ?? I think so :)

Monday, July 18, 2011

Happy Birthday Tata Madiba.....Birthday Wishes to the Great Nelson Mandela on his 93rd Bday. May his life inspire peace on earth.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Apple deals massive patent blow to HTC, Android in serious trouble
http://ping.fm/2Vtdx

Friday, July 15, 2011

Reliance Communications. The worts ISP money can buy. Enterprise Class Lease line has been down 30%+ time since June and response has been pathetic
6:45 am. Hot Ginger tea before I hit the gym. A long day ahead with fair amount of work to do
Married men should forget their mistakes. There's no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Jst made chicken curry n rice in my Las Vegas Appt. Turned up amazing. Big Dinner and time 4 bed. Thanks Mom for the neatly packed spices ;).
Why do they call it multiple choice when you only get to pick one?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Reached LAX. 2.5 hrs to get out of the airport as against 15 min in Mumbai. Out of the 50 odd counters, only 6-8 were manned. Super In-Efficient

Monday, July 11, 2011

@ Bangkok Suvarnabhumi airport. Abt to board a 16 hour non stop flight to LA. Then 10 days of hectic meetings in the US

Sunday, July 10, 2011

If the sky's the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Monday, July 4, 2011

1st real issue since i started using Win7. My explorer.exe is crashing and screens wont refresh. Time for formating my lappy :( Hate it

Friday, July 1, 2011

Wil der b atlst 10% of da outrage dat we expressed 4 Jessica Lal 2wards Neeraj Grover. Or does Maria gt awy cos she is a girl. Shameful
Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean.......You definately are on some continent :)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Unprofessional support team at Reliance Comm. Enterprise class lease line down 5th time in a mnth, CSAM refuses to answer calls. Buyers be aware

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Don't break anyone's heart; they only have one. Break they're bones instead. They have over 200 of them.

Monday, June 27, 2011

The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour and yet not waste any time.

Friday, June 24, 2011

They're reducing the head count at the office. But somehow they never reduce the butt-head count :)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Sign on my office wall: "Be a team player, it diffuses the blame."

Monday, June 20, 2011

I thought about going into politics but I could never even cheat on my wife.........so gave up as politics is all about cheating the masses :)

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Best Father's day expirience for me. 2 hrs wid my son Veer, sharing his favourite sweets, laughing and talking. Priceless..........

Saturday, June 18, 2011

A cold, windy and foggy morning in Mahableshwar.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I had an "Out-of-Body-Wash" experience in the shower today.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

We could learn alot from bees. Teamwork, Organization, Productivity, Community Sacrifice, Stinging People Who Annoy Us...

Monday, June 13, 2011

I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Heat causes things to expand. Thus, in summer, the days are longer.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

"Ramdev now takes a vow of Silence". Another trick as he had announced that he would make his assets public today. Guess the assets would have burnt his ass in the public.
http://ping.fm/7N4Av

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Watch repairmen always get to work on Time :)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Baba Ramdev's So-Called Agitation should not only be stopped, but crushed now. He is going too far. Its now time to decide who was right
http://ping.fm/npuh8

Sunday, June 5, 2011

"Human Heart is Plant and Machinary" says The Great Mr. Shanti Bhushan, just in Order to save Income Tax. What can we expect from a Lokpal Bill then.
http://ping.fm/GkbfC
Great move by the government to end this fast drama. This had to be done to bring and end to madness. Toms, Dicks & Harry's shld not hold systems to ransom

Saturday, June 4, 2011

My iPAD-2 is frozen. Does not respond to any input, no visible reset button, no way to remove battery which is near 100%. Do I wait 10 hrs now ?

Friday, June 3, 2011

For all men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept
7-6, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6. Federer vs Djokovic. Magic. Great watching it in Full HD.
A Short story using Religion, Sexuality and Mystery... "Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
Anna says get Lokpal. Once lokpal pronounces you corrupt, you have no appeal. Ramdev says hang the corrupt. Perfect recipe for a Banana Republic
2nd day of Heavy Pre Monsoon showers in Pune. Typical Kanda Bhaji (Pakoda) n Chai weather :)

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Amazon Kindle, the poor man's iPad and the rich man's book

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

When choosing a path in life, try to avoid the psychopaths
BBC News- "Mobiles 'may cause brain cancer'" Download our iPhone app for more on this story.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

After a certain age, People can't really function without the Glasses....... Especially if they're empty!
My friend is a born pessimist. His blood group is B Negative :)

Monday, May 30, 2011

Starbucks finally comes to india. Joins hands with the Tata group. I hear they will have 850 sties to start with
Life is full of surprises. Don't believe me? Just say "never" and wait............

Saturday, May 28, 2011

I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work.

Friday, May 27, 2011

It's a good thing my mirror can't point and laugh
Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

All I asked, was if the building had an elevator. You should have seen the stairs I got

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Luckiest guy in the world is....Kanimozhi's husband..b'coz 214 Cr in hand & wife in jail..Yena rascalaaaaa......

Monday, May 23, 2011

As a normal man, I just need to get my 8 hours sleep a day and my 8 hours every night :)

Friday, May 20, 2011

I'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I'm skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

If I was rich, I'd do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Chromebook requires the user to have a fully functional machine, browser, connection and Web services. Without each and every one of these elements working perfectly, a Chromebook is nothing but a tray for serving snacks

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

SC vacates its ban on publishing Amar Singh's tele tape contents. Strange that the SC makes legal publishing to illegal taps.....No consistency
http://ping.fm/qgFmF

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ms buys Skype. Skype on all kinnect, wp7,Nokia devices ? Default VoIP for exchange and ocs and it's UC play ? Sounds interesting.

Monday, May 9, 2011

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Ayodhya title dispute: SC stays Allahabad HC verdict. Some sanity from the Indian Judiciary
http://ping.fm/DUxPV

Saturday, May 7, 2011

RIP Seve Ballesteros.........

Friday, May 6, 2011

back to office after 40 hours of travel. Vegas to LA to bangkok to mumbai to Pune. In office today, so that i can get Sunday off at home and rest

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Osama was found yesterday: talk Abbot-a-bad place to hide!

Monday, May 2, 2011

The world is round, so it has no point
So Osama is dead! What a momentous day! 2/5/2011 Wait a minute...2+5+2=9. And it's the year 2011. 9/11! I should be a conspiracy theorist

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Stood in line for 3 hrs on a Sunday Morning, starting at 6 in Las Vegas...........to get an iPAD-2......Nice gadget :)

Friday, April 29, 2011

People seldom ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers.
Browsing from 35000 feet up in the air. Feels like feet on the ground in this high tech age :)
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
New Height of Shamelessness.The Royal Wedding.The palace is going bankrupt and this young couple is having fun at the tax payers cost.worse than indian politicians :)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Lets dismiss the Govt, call off all elections and allow the CAG to run the country if they are experts at everything from Spectrum to Jets
http://ping.fm/Mkj1k
Let the Govt Resign and the CAG run the country if they understand everything from Spectrum to Jets. Why do we need 544 MP's
http://ping.fm/ib9Vp

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

If you want to make people angry, lie to them. If you want to make them absolutely livid, tell em the truth.

Monday, April 25, 2011

A good friend is worth pursuing. But why would a good friend be running away?

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Los Angeles after a 14 hour long flight. Work starts tomorrow, so time to get some sleep, and get over the travel fatique
To err is human, to forgive is divine. In other words, the forgiving is somebody else's job.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Onboard to Los angles via Bangkok. Just boarded the flight in Mumbai

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Shanti Bhushan doesnt beleive in Gvt Owned labs, says he got land worth 10cr for 35lkh with no favours. Come on guys, they are equally corrupt if not more

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Hats off Team ISRO. Perfect Text-book launch of the PSLV C16. Hardwork pays.
Never had a mentor. Unless tormentors count

Saturday, April 16, 2011

A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Surprised how to see the bashers of Mahatma Gandhi & his policies support Anna Hazare and even call him the 2nd Gandhi, including those who support his killers.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
If I want something done right, the LAST thing I would do is do it myself.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

CRICKET WORLD CHAMPIONS 2011.....PERIOD.
Mr. D, Mr. CR, Mr Gangster, whoever loves India, pls have Sanjay Manjrekar "Picked Up" and shut out till India completes the run chase and wins
Sachin & Sehewag gone, and guess who is on commentary.........the curse of Sanjay Manjrekar
Sanjay is off the commentary now. Hope things will change now

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

A few newspapers refer to Sachin as the next best batsman after Bradman.......Am sure more than 1.2 billion people disagree. HE IS THE BEST EVER
Only 1 thing now stands between India and 2011 World Cup. Curse of Mr. Manjrekar........@espnstar.Plzzz Plzzz keeep him off the commentary
India doing well......But Mr. Manjrekar is back.....and for a change talking good abt India. Hope his curse does not hit us again.
Once again, Mr. Manjrekar out of commentary, and next over we have a crucial wicket.........Khelo India Jeeto
Come on Nehra, show them you are worth the selection....... Dal Ghuma ke.......Unko bhaga daraake......:)
manjrekar is back. lets see if his curse hits us again
Please F*** Mr. Sanjay Manrekar. He is screwing India's happiness with his bullshit. Sanjay, go home or you may never see home again

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The ICC Cricket World Cup Comes back to the Indian Sub Continent. Team India, now ensure that it comes to INDIA........De Ghuma Ke.......
The good old days were when inflation was something you did to a balloon

Thursday, March 24, 2011

And seriously our luck and the momentum changes. Please keep him off for today
With Mr. Manjrekar gone, our luck starts to change
Sanjay Manjrekar if u luv India a bit, pls shut up and get off the microphone
Get Sanjay Manjrekar off. He is nothing but a bad omen. Has always been

Saturday, March 12, 2011

I really need a diet plan that will take my breadth away
Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms
Problems for second Japan reactor
http://ping.fm/xCTPA
Will mr Sanjay manjrekar please stop his bullshit negative commentary against india

Friday, March 11, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Report: Explosion heard at Japan's quake-hit Fukushima nuclear plant
There are more men than women in mental hospitals, which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy

Thursday, March 10, 2011

My wife and I had words but I never got to use mine.
Wikileaks reports facts that were leaked.Assange termed evil.BBC team reports exxagerated news from Libiya.Hailed a Heroes. Strange

Monday, March 7, 2011

Flying back hme tonight. LA-Bangkok 18 hrs direct now.Then a 14 hrs in BKK and then 5 hours to Mumbai.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

off to LA from Seattle. Then its home via Thailand to India tomorrow.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The structure is so big, that it created its own weather system with rain till high powered fans were installed to expel the moisture.
The Boeing factory building equals a covered area of 72 footbal grounds under 1 roof. Its 1km long and 3/4 km wide.
Lifetime dream come true. Was on the Boeing assembly line in Everett, Seattle. Saw the 747-8, 777 and 787 being made. What a day :)
Reporter: "To what do you attribute your old age?" Old Man: "To the fact that I was born in 1900."
I'd think more of you if I heard less of you :)
I have a job with a lot of responsibility. Whenever anything goes wrong, I'm responsible for it.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

All forms of gambling are frowned on by most religions. Except, of course, marriage

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Off to get onto the ferry from Bainbridge Island to Seattle. Busy & Long day in Seattle & Redmond today

Monday, February 28, 2011

Freezing in Seattle.................
Twitter.The only place you can legally follow women

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Smartphones...The best thing to happen to shitting since the newspaper :)
BOM-BKK by Thai. Nice flight, friendly crew. Now a 14 hr layover and then a 16 hr flight to Los Angles :)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Silence is having nothing to say and saying it
Evolution is just nature's way of issuing upgrades
I love mankind. But, sometimes, I can't stand some people.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Just to be sure, I write "That's You!" on all my mirrors

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Parental intrusion ruining couples' marital life: Delhi HC.
http://ping.fm/pCKPT
Will the "Learned Judges" stop making generalist comments on anything and everything and show who the idiots really are ? What business does a judge have to comment on the social fabric of India society through his judgements.

Friday, February 18, 2011

I either get what I want or I change my mind
Love the new Bing Bar with Facebook Updates. You can download it from http://ping.fm/TlIsO

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Honda recalls 58k cars. Can we expect the media to create the same hue & cry it did with the fiery Nano's. If not, then is the Media unfair homegrown products ???? Or was there a "Deliberate Angle" to the anti Nano reports.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Hopeless support from HTC India. One of my HD2 handset has been submitted to the servcie station 8 times so far, and they dont even know the difference between GPS and GPRS

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you.But don't worry, because worrying is bad for you too.

Monday, February 14, 2011

If a homeless man owns a dog, is it called a stray?
I got sent out of class once at school.The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, "Hello !!!
It's tough to lose weight as you grow older. By then, your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends

Friday, February 11, 2011

Indian Railways passenger Reservation site http://www.irctc.co.in down. Is anyone else expiriencing the same issue ?
Nokia and Microsoft form partnership
http://ping.fm/PEu8v
1 "Burning Platform" and another platform thats feeling the heat. Will they recreate the magic or burn and bite the dust together. Time will tell.
My call, dont discount Mi-kia. They are a formidible force. Am sure it wont be a case of "Misskia" (MS + Nokia) :)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Customs official granted bail in bribe case
http://ping.fm/zSuJ7
This man was caught red handed accepting a bribe of 1.09 crore, granted bail for 1 lakh. Are The Learned Judges!!! who are creating a noise on governance everyday awake to the most inefficient system in India ?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

downloaded firefox 4 beta 11 (hats off to the team that can really have a 11th beta of a product)
1st bug.........whenever i comment on a facebook wall, its posted twice :).......Does it want me to speak out so loud...........:)

Monday, February 7, 2011

Great place for Sea Food Lovers..............Masemaari, Off Tilak Road Pune. Authentic Malwani and Konkani taste and the decor also feels good. A must try

Friday, February 4, 2011

It may be the Supreme Court of India, but some judges are surely supremely incompetant. Read this and think what it could do to our national security.
Just being member of banned outfit not a crime: Supreme Court
http://ping.fm/lYtij

Thursday, January 27, 2011

A must see.......King of the iPhone clones

http://ping.fm/2h30L

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Swarabhaskar, Bharat Ratna, Legendary vocalist Pandit Bhimsen Joshi passes away. Irrepairable to Music. May His Soul Rest in Peace

Friday, January 21, 2011

Ignore Sibal's views on 2G scam: SC to CBI
http://ping.fm/SCaWk
Forgive me SC, but you are now begining to act God of Everything, as if others know nothing. Would it not be great if the courts concentrated on reducing backlog of cases, and not delay and deny justice.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Goodbye 2010 and Welcome 2011. Back at my favourite year end location........Panhala after a years gap.