OPTIMISM: Where there’s a will, there’s a way. PESSIMISM: Where there’s a will, someone died

Team Anna rift: Justice Hegde not on board with allegations against PM, Krishna
Another core member gone. How many more left ??
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Down with a bad bout of GOUT. Guess my diet is too rich in proteins.........:)........Hurts :(

The oldest man on the F1 grid is also the fastest. MSC on pole in Monaco

FACTS : Petrol prices went up 35 times in 6 years of NDA regime
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Gen VK Singh to start a new 'journey' after retirement.
Watch this space. I have a hunch that he will either join Team Anna or a political party.
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Gen VK Singh to start a new 'journey' after retirement
Watch this space. I have a hunch that he will either join Team Anna or a political party. If he indeed does. Lets all watch
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RIP webOS: Again and for good this time
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Define Social Media: Connected, online networks, where the So-Called Well informed, make the most ill-informed posts / comments, without bothering to cross check the facts within the connected online networks :)

HP to cut 27,000 jobs by the end of 2014
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Sanjay Jha is out of Gootorola (Google + Motorola)
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Why does Anna Hajare have to stay in a State Guest house while on tour, when he has no business to be a guest of the government ?

Who Is A Doctor? He Is That Person Who Cures The 'Ills' By 'Pills' & 'Kills' D Person With His 'Bills'

People should have a say in Presidential poll: Ramdev.
so then, they really want to change the fundamentals of the country ??? Maybe next plan, to have some1 from Team A as president / dicatator ?
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French President Hollande's plane hit by lightning:
Sign of Things to come for the Eurozone ??
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New movie on Air India and King Fisher pilots: Saare Zameen Par.

Doctors find ‘sick’ Air India pilots missing from home - Hindustan Times http://ping.fm/P3nzH

LinkedIn for Windows Phone rocks. Feels amazing with the Metro UI
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Kiran Bedi‏@thekiranbedi tweets
When will our Parliament@60 resolve to save cops dying daily in naxal affected areas? Cops want/must serve but also have families waiting?

Mancini's men win the Premier League. Well paid, City. Well paid

Great Job Maldonado, Winner of the 2012 Spanish F1 GP. Congratulations Williamsf1

A slice of history Parliament doesn’t own: group photos of its members - Indian Express http://ping.fm/NiCQA

Siri says Nokia Lumia 900 the best smartphone ever
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Either Siri us useless, or the Lumia is a real beauty. I would say the later. :)

Hope Air India & the ministry now show the balls and sack the striking pilots. The strike has been declared illegal, and nothing but sacking them and teaching them a lesson will suffice.
Pilots earning lakhs per month dont deserve mercy when they strike illegally. They are "Chauffeurs" to the high flying, and must be treated accordingly.

Tell the nation wht you wanted to hide Arvind. When you talk about probity is public life, why the double standards ?
Team Anna member caught recording discussions, asked to leave
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Is a psychotic Mamta a fit case for Dismissal of her "Duly Elected" government ?

medium earthquake shakes Pune. Details awaited

The plan for a paperless office looked good...............on paper atleast

Commercilization of "India Against Corruption"
Team Anna launches SMS service
1 crore cards @ 25 each. Arvind has nice brains to make more and more money :) Jago India Jago
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Pakistan jails bin Laden's family for illegal stay
Joke of the Century for Sure
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Janalokpali's & Sanghi's r tweeting abt a ranting frustrated general & talking abt the state of the army, da humiliation of 1962, conviniently forgeting the absolute triumphs of 65,71 and Kargil. They also forget, they slept while guys built bunkers in Kargil

So much noise for Hang Kasab / Afzal Guru. Deathly Silence for Rajoana. Where are all the so called Nationalists who wanted Kasab hanged ????

Populist or Idiotic ?????
Idiotic Measures like a INR 11 cut in petrol and 5 year freeze in LPG prices must be banned. They will ruin the economy and the country. Next he may freee salaries for 5 years.
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A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time.

Life is full of disappointments but I'm full of life :)

Mamta has now gone beserk. She has show her destructive powers with Singur. Let sense prevail or let the government go. This sense of limbo will not help anyone.
People supporting her (BJP) must also get a sense of how hard the time can be with her around.

People like Mamata are a curse to the nation. Pitty that even national parties need to bless idiots like her. Hope she is a passing phenomenon

Accept live-in relationships in society: Shanti Bhushan
Looks like the oldie is in the mood for 1 :)
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?

One thing I know about the speed of light, it always gets here way too early in the morning

Married men should change their computer password to "silence". Apparently women dont know that word :)

Sometimes, the grass is greener on the side with the most bullshit

I've gained 20 pounds of belly fat since I landed a desk job. I think of it as my industrial waist :)

After Maruti & Peugot, Ford slams brakes on Gujarat plans. Is it the auto sector slowing down or is it the Modi myth ? Havent heard of any auto major talk of change in plans in MH or HR as yet.
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Wanted to be a farmer at one time, but it turned out to be the wrong field for me.

Luis Suarez, you are indeed a Disgrace to mankind. You have not learnt your lesson. Wish FiFA Bans him for life
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A criminal's best asset is his lie-ability.

They say age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from inching its way into your body

waglenikhil Nitin gadkari must answer! Why a dreaded criminal is bjp candidate from his own ward mahal in nagpur? Or is this a clear case of hypocrisy?

Oppose valentine day, assault couples, burn down love goodies, agitate against westernization and then go watch porn in assembly! Jai ho!!

BJP MPs bring cash into parliament in 08, MLAs watch porn in assembly..and this is the party that lectures on corruption! .

BJP Minister who blamed rape on skimpy clothes caught watching porn in legislative assembly.
Party with a Difference !!!
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All Guys think every girls' dream is to meet the perfect guy.... Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.

Get well soon Yuvi..........we want to see u back hitting those magnificient shots

Yuvraj Singh diagnosed with cancer, undergoing chemotherapy in US
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Chidamabaram gets relief: Trial court dismisses Swamy's plea in 2G case
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Sure you must follow your heart... Just don't forget to take your brain with you......

As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me. So they start running.........

Bill Gates sent dying Jobs a letter he kept bedside

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Is your phone faster than a Windows Phone?

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To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential

Event in Singapore kicks off with Jana Gana Mana. Great feeling on our republic day. Jai Hind

Smartphone users need to get their head out of their apps

I'm looking for a diet that will take my breadth away

People who tell us to live life to the fullest have obviously never seen our paycheck

I’d rather be an unsolved mystery than a foregone conclusion

I like your approach. Now, I'd like to see your departure.

I used to jog 5 miles a day.... but then I found a shortcut...........:)

I wish you could put people in Airplane Mode

An optimist is someone who just doesn't have much experience.......Yet most of us are ever optimists :)

A tweet with a typo is like your ex, you notice it right after letting it go.

You can always talk to me. I just can't guarantee I'll be listening

Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's anyways going to steal a prison ????

Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager

As an alternative to dieting, simply refer to yourself as "value-sized".

Shanti Bhushan fined for evading stamp duty !!
Another fraud from a Core Team Anna Member. Mr. Kejriwallllllll.............Where r u ???????/
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You may know all the rules but I know all the exceptions

Is Team Anna blind to misdeeds of all but the Congress ? Are they indeed BJP's Team B ??? Arvind & Kiran must answer. Where is Mr. Bhushan?? Counting notes sent from BJP ??

UP Minister indicted by Lokayukta dropped by BSP. Inducted into BJP on the 3rd Day. Where is team Anna. Kejriwal, Bedi, Anna, please talk.

Budget: a record of where your money should have been spent