Tuesday, May 31, 2011

After a certain age, People can't really function without the Glasses....... Especially if they're empty!
My friend is a born pessimist. His blood group is B Negative :)

Monday, May 30, 2011

Starbucks finally comes to india. Joins hands with the Tata group. I hear they will have 850 sties to start with
Life is full of surprises. Don't believe me? Just say "never" and wait............

Saturday, May 28, 2011

I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work.

Friday, May 27, 2011

It's a good thing my mirror can't point and laugh
Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

All I asked, was if the building had an elevator. You should have seen the stairs I got

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Luckiest guy in the world is....Kanimozhi's husband..b'coz 214 Cr in hand & wife in jail..Yena rascalaaaaa......

Monday, May 23, 2011

As a normal man, I just need to get my 8 hours sleep a day and my 8 hours every night :)

Friday, May 20, 2011

I'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I'm skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

If I was rich, I'd do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Chromebook requires the user to have a fully functional machine, browser, connection and Web services. Without each and every one of these elements working perfectly, a Chromebook is nothing but a tray for serving snacks

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

SC vacates its ban on publishing Amar Singh's tele tape contents. Strange that the SC makes legal publishing to illegal taps.....No consistency
http://ping.fm/qgFmF

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ms buys Skype. Skype on all kinnect, wp7,Nokia devices ? Default VoIP for exchange and ocs and it's UC play ? Sounds interesting.

Monday, May 9, 2011

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Ayodhya title dispute: SC stays Allahabad HC verdict. Some sanity from the Indian Judiciary
http://ping.fm/DUxPV

Saturday, May 7, 2011

RIP Seve Ballesteros.........

Friday, May 6, 2011

back to office after 40 hours of travel. Vegas to LA to bangkok to mumbai to Pune. In office today, so that i can get Sunday off at home and rest

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Osama was found yesterday: talk Abbot-a-bad place to hide!

Monday, May 2, 2011

The world is round, so it has no point
So Osama is dead! What a momentous day! 2/5/2011 Wait a minute...2+5+2=9. And it's the year 2011. 9/11! I should be a conspiracy theorist

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Stood in line for 3 hrs on a Sunday Morning, starting at 6 in Las Vegas...........to get an iPAD-2......Nice gadget :)