One thing I know about the speed of light, it always gets here way too early in the morning

Married men should change their computer password to "silence". Apparently women dont know that word :)

Sometimes, the grass is greener on the side with the most bullshit

I've gained 20 pounds of belly fat since I landed a desk job. I think of it as my industrial waist :)

After Maruti & Peugot, Ford slams brakes on Gujarat plans. Is it the auto sector slowing down or is it the Modi myth ? Havent heard of any auto major talk of change in plans in MH or HR as yet.
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Wanted to be a farmer at one time, but it turned out to be the wrong field for me.

Luis Suarez, you are indeed a Disgrace to mankind. You have not learnt your lesson. Wish FiFA Bans him for life
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A criminal's best asset is his lie-ability.

They say age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from inching its way into your body

waglenikhil Nitin gadkari must answer! Why a dreaded criminal is bjp candidate from his own ward mahal in nagpur? Or is this a clear case of hypocrisy?

Oppose valentine day, assault couples, burn down love goodies, agitate against westernization and then go watch porn in assembly! Jai ho!!

BJP MPs bring cash into parliament in 08, MLAs watch porn in assembly..and this is the party that lectures on corruption! .

BJP Minister who blamed rape on skimpy clothes caught watching porn in legislative assembly.
Party with a Difference !!!
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All Guys think every girls' dream is to meet the perfect guy.... Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.

Get well soon Yuvi..........we want to see u back hitting those magnificient shots

Yuvraj Singh diagnosed with cancer, undergoing chemotherapy in US
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Chidamabaram gets relief: Trial court dismisses Swamy's plea in 2G case
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Sure you must follow your heart... Just don't forget to take your brain with you......

As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me. So they start running.........